04-27-2006, 03:45 AM
More funny E-mail jokes. I gotta find out where my friend's getting these.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."
I'm sure the women, all 3 of them, will enjoy this one:
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with So one
evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up
to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three
days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men...
Sadly true.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."
I'm sure the women, all 3 of them, will enjoy this one:
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with So one
evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up
to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three
days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men...
Sadly true.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
