04-27-2006, 01:23 AM
Alright, the funniest bumper stickers ever:
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
*My second favorite*
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
And my all time favorite bumper sticker:
Welcome to America ... now speak English
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
*My second favorite*
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
And my all time favorite bumper sticker:
Welcome to America ... now speak English
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.