04-25-2006, 12:38 AM
These are the last I have,
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Now should I move on to, Funny bumper stickers, Or Oxymorons? For those who don't know, an oxymoron is like Jumbo shrimp, are words that just shouldn't fit together but do. Like Bush and intelligent...actually the only way you'd see thos 2 words in the same sentence is if IS NOT were inbetween them.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Now should I move on to, Funny bumper stickers, Or Oxymorons? For those who don't know, an oxymoron is like Jumbo shrimp, are words that just shouldn't fit together but do. Like Bush and intelligent...actually the only way you'd see thos 2 words in the same sentence is if IS NOT were inbetween them.
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