04-16-2006, 01:42 AM
Santa? Hmmm... That big fat guy with a fake beard who wears a usually padded for the fat effect red coat and gives presents to little kids who give him stuff to eat and molests them when they sit on his lap just because he can while he goes Hoe-Hoe-Hoe?
Hmmm... never met the guy... our fireplaces are at least thirty feet high... and decorated with spikes.
Hmmm... never met the guy... our fireplaces are at least thirty feet high... and decorated with spikes.