04-15-2006, 01:52 PM
He gives them presents, I once kicked him in the shin and he swore at me. My mom snapped the picture at the exact moment my foot made contact, I wish she hadn't thrown it away it was the funniest thing on earth.
These are from an E-Mail my sister insisted on sending to me for some reason,
1. Men are like ... Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
I only agree with 3 and 8.
These are from an E-Mail my sister insisted on sending to me for some reason,
1. Men are like ... Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
I only agree with 3 and 8.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.