04-15-2006, 05:26 AM
One blonde joke:
Why did the blonde walk to the post office 40 times in one day? Because her computer kept telling her she had mail.
And some funny quickies (Hehe I said quickie
)
Santa hates you, here's the proof:
1. He won't bring you a BB gun because he knows you'll use it against him.
2. He goes through all the trouble of squezzing his fat ass down a chimney so he doesn't have to see you at the door.
3. When he shows up at the mall he makes little kids cry.
4. Where's his fat ass the other 364 days of the year?
5. You have to bribe him with cookies and milk just tom make him show up.
Why did the blonde walk to the post office 40 times in one day? Because her computer kept telling her she had mail.
And some funny quickies (Hehe I said quickie
)Santa hates you, here's the proof:
1. He won't bring you a BB gun because he knows you'll use it against him.
2. He goes through all the trouble of squezzing his fat ass down a chimney so he doesn't have to see you at the door.
3. When he shows up at the mall he makes little kids cry.
4. Where's his fat ass the other 364 days of the year?
5. You have to bribe him with cookies and milk just tom make him show up.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
