Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Shadowknight]

:? I don't get it.

The druggist approached the customer who had just lit a cigar. "Excuse me," he said, "but you can't smoke in here."
The irate patron puffed a stream of smoke from the side of his mouth. "Like hell I can't! I just bought the damn thing here!"
"Big deal! replied the druggist. "We sell condoms here too!"

Then there was the moron who went to the drugstore to buy deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," replied the moron, "the kind that goes under the arms."
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Q: What do you call a gay dwarf?
A: A low blow.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Plenty of room.
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When the elevator stalled, the couple trapped inside decided to get off between floors.
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Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
A: A seizure salad.

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A: One SHucks between Fits
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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half your job for you."
Studying the machine the senior VP decided, "Fine, I'll take two."
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols: What is the opposit of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"How about the opposite of woe, Mr. Wilson?"
"I believe that's giddyap," the student replied.