03-27-2006, 04:51 PM
Okay but the circus is only rented till Tuesday, and I have to pay the strippers by the hour so hurry up
Jokes:
When her beloved rabbits Jack and Jill died, the old woman brought them to the taxidermist and asked to have them stuffed.
"Sure," he said, "and would you also like them mounted?"
"No," whe sighed, "just holding hands."
Q: What's a transvestites idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.
Then there was the young college transvestite who decided to spend his junior year a broad.
There was also the coed who decided to write a thesis about sex in the faculty and found herself working under several great minds.
"As you can see, class," said the medical school professor pointing to the X-ray, "this patient limps because his left fibia and tibula are both radically arched. Johson, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Wll, ma'am," said the student, "I suppose I'd limp, too."
Listening to the commencement address by the new dean, Proffessor Papp turned to a woman sitting beside him.
"Can you believe that the trustees named someone so ugly to be our new dean?"
Stiffening, the woman said, "I beg your pardon, but do you know who I am?"
Turning to study her, the professor replied, "Can't say I do."
"I'll have you know that I am that ugly man's wife!"
Drawing himself erect, the professor shot back, "And do you know who I am?"
"I haven't had the pleasure," she said icily.
"Good," he replied, "then my job's still safe."
Ten tere was the coed who got an A when her history teacher found that she was terrible on names but great on dates.
Jokes:
When her beloved rabbits Jack and Jill died, the old woman brought them to the taxidermist and asked to have them stuffed.
"Sure," he said, "and would you also like them mounted?"
"No," whe sighed, "just holding hands."
Q: What's a transvestites idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.
Then there was the young college transvestite who decided to spend his junior year a broad.
There was also the coed who decided to write a thesis about sex in the faculty and found herself working under several great minds.
"As you can see, class," said the medical school professor pointing to the X-ray, "this patient limps because his left fibia and tibula are both radically arched. Johson, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Wll, ma'am," said the student, "I suppose I'd limp, too."
Listening to the commencement address by the new dean, Proffessor Papp turned to a woman sitting beside him.
"Can you believe that the trustees named someone so ugly to be our new dean?"
Stiffening, the woman said, "I beg your pardon, but do you know who I am?"
Turning to study her, the professor replied, "Can't say I do."
"I'll have you know that I am that ugly man's wife!"
Drawing himself erect, the professor shot back, "And do you know who I am?"
"I haven't had the pleasure," she said icily.
"Good," he replied, "then my job's still safe."
Ten tere was the coed who got an A when her history teacher found that she was terrible on names but great on dates.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
