03-14-2006, 02:28 PM
here's another polish joke I remembered....
theres an american guy, an indian guy and a polish guy all at the temple of adulthood and there is a task that each must complete by going through this temple....
The american guy tells the others "This is a piece of cake." walks into the tent and sees a large crack in the middle spanning a 50 foot gap and a beam of light.. An ominous voice says "If you walk across the beam of light you shall be a man...!" The American comes out with two females under his arm and tells the remaining two he's a man....
The second to go in is the indian guy and says to the polish guy, "This test must be easy since the American guy completed it." Walks in and sees the same set-up as before and here's the same voice "If you walk across the beam of light you shall be a man...!" The Indian guy comes out with two females under his arm and tells the remaining polish guy that the task was very easy as well....
The Polish guy says to himself that the test had to be easy because both those assholes past test. So the polish guy enters to here the same voice say, If you walk across the beam of light you shall be a man...!" The polish guy begins to think for a minute and calls back to the voice...
"Ahhhhh! I'm not stupid, half-way across you'll turn off the lights....."
There's a couple more must search in the mean time....
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G1:Who are you listening too?
G2:The Who....
G1:Yeah exactly, thats what I'm asking you, who are you listening to?
G2:The Who...
G!:I am asking W-H-O are Y-O-U Listening to?
G2:The Who...
G1:You know what, there's no point in talking with you....
G1:By the way, what movie are we going to see?
G2:I know what You did last summer.
G1I know you did because you were there, but seriously what are we watching?
G2:I know what you did last summer...
G1:I know you did because thats the weekend party that I got really drunk and streaked in front of our mayor..
G2:Yeah that was funny...
G1:Seriously,What's the movie we are going to see?
G2:I know what you did last summer....
G1:Why do even bother?
G2:Because I know what you did last summer with Who you shouldn't have done it with....
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lonelygabu~~
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theres an american guy, an indian guy and a polish guy all at the temple of adulthood and there is a task that each must complete by going through this temple....
The american guy tells the others "This is a piece of cake." walks into the tent and sees a large crack in the middle spanning a 50 foot gap and a beam of light.. An ominous voice says "If you walk across the beam of light you shall be a man...!" The American comes out with two females under his arm and tells the remaining two he's a man....
The second to go in is the indian guy and says to the polish guy, "This test must be easy since the American guy completed it." Walks in and sees the same set-up as before and here's the same voice "If you walk across the beam of light you shall be a man...!" The Indian guy comes out with two females under his arm and tells the remaining polish guy that the task was very easy as well....
The Polish guy says to himself that the test had to be easy because both those assholes past test. So the polish guy enters to here the same voice say, If you walk across the beam of light you shall be a man...!" The polish guy begins to think for a minute and calls back to the voice...
"Ahhhhh! I'm not stupid, half-way across you'll turn off the lights....."
There's a couple more must search in the mean time....
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G1:Who are you listening too?
G2:The Who....
G1:Yeah exactly, thats what I'm asking you, who are you listening to?
G2:The Who...
G!:I am asking W-H-O are Y-O-U Listening to?
G2:The Who...
G1:You know what, there's no point in talking with you....
G1:By the way, what movie are we going to see?
G2:I know what You did last summer.
G1I know you did because you were there, but seriously what are we watching?
G2:I know what you did last summer...
G1:I know you did because thats the weekend party that I got really drunk and streaked in front of our mayor..
G2:Yeah that was funny...
G1:Seriously,What's the movie we are going to see?
G2:I know what you did last summer....
G1:Why do even bother?
G2:Because I know what you did last summer with Who you shouldn't have done it with....
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lonelygabu~~
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