03-08-2006, 05:04 AM
Some quickies and annoying questions to ask people,
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor...
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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If a deaf person swears, does his moter wash his hands with soap?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Where do forest rangers got to "Get away from it all?"
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If police arrest a mime, do they tell him has the right to remain silent?
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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
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If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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If you try to fail, and succed, which have you done?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Same deal as usual, more tommorow and feel free to request a specific type.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
--------
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor...
--------
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
--------
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
--------
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
--------
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
--------
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
--------
If a deaf person swears, does his moter wash his hands with soap?
--------
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
--------
Is there another word for synonym?
--------
Where do forest rangers got to "Get away from it all?"
--------
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
--------
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
--------
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
--------
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
--------
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
--------
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
--------
If police arrest a mime, do they tell him has the right to remain silent?
--------
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
--------
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
--------
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
--------
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
--------
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
--------
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
--------
If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
--------
If you try to fail, and succed, which have you done?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
--------
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Same deal as usual, more tommorow and feel free to request a specific type.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.