03-07-2006, 12:07 PM
Here are some good jokes,
Two coeds agreed to room together, neither knowing that the other was a lesbian. Unfortunatly, due to a mixup, there was only one bed in the room, and they were forced to share it.
Lying there, her heart thumping in her chest, one of the girls snuggled close to the other and said, "Listen, I'll be frank,"
"No," whispered the other girl, "Let me be Frank. You can be Tom."
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Then there was the famous Scottish gay activist, Phil McCrevis. Who, as fate would have it, took a job at a sperm bank. Sadly, he was fired a few days later for drinking on the job.
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Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A: Because the go deep into the bush, shoot more than once, and always eat what they shoot.
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Hurrying back to camp after a day on the veldt, one hunter said to another, "Jesus, there's a giraffe out ther with three balls! What should I do?"
After reflecting for a moment, the other hunter replied, "Walk him and pitch to the hippo."
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"Excuse me," Mrs. Thomas said to the sales person, "but I'd like to try on the dress in the window."
"I'm sorry," smiled the clerk, "but you'll have to use the dressing room like everyone else."
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The nymphomaniac had a terrific attitude toward sex: It was every man for herself.
More tommorow.
Two coeds agreed to room together, neither knowing that the other was a lesbian. Unfortunatly, due to a mixup, there was only one bed in the room, and they were forced to share it.
Lying there, her heart thumping in her chest, one of the girls snuggled close to the other and said, "Listen, I'll be frank,"
"No," whispered the other girl, "Let me be Frank. You can be Tom."
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Then there was the famous Scottish gay activist, Phil McCrevis. Who, as fate would have it, took a job at a sperm bank. Sadly, he was fired a few days later for drinking on the job.
--------
Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A: Because the go deep into the bush, shoot more than once, and always eat what they shoot.
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Hurrying back to camp after a day on the veldt, one hunter said to another, "Jesus, there's a giraffe out ther with three balls! What should I do?"
After reflecting for a moment, the other hunter replied, "Walk him and pitch to the hippo."
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"Excuse me," Mrs. Thomas said to the sales person, "but I'd like to try on the dress in the window."
"I'm sorry," smiled the clerk, "but you'll have to use the dressing room like everyone else."
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The nymphomaniac had a terrific attitude toward sex: It was every man for herself.
More tommorow.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
