03-06-2006, 06:30 AM
Here are todays:
After crossing a parrot with a lion, the scientists weren't exactly sure what they had. But one fact was irrefutable: When it talked, people listened.
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Q: What is foreplay in the ghetto?
A: "Stay cool, bitch, I got a knife."
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Q: How did the gigolo know he'd been sleepwalking?
A: He woke up in his own bed.
Then there was the gigolo who succeeded in business thanks to his alert staff.
Unfortubately, he contracted leprosy and his business fell off.
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"Dierdre," Said the second-grade teacher, "would you please use I in a sentence?"
The little girl thought for a moment, then said, "I is..."
"No," the teacher interrupted, "you always say, 'I am.' "
Nodding, Dierdre went on, "I am the letter that comes after H."
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Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: A genalogist looks up your tree, but a gynocologist just glances into your bush.
After crossing a parrot with a lion, the scientists weren't exactly sure what they had. But one fact was irrefutable: When it talked, people listened.
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Q: What is foreplay in the ghetto?
A: "Stay cool, bitch, I got a knife."
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Q: How did the gigolo know he'd been sleepwalking?
A: He woke up in his own bed.
Then there was the gigolo who succeeded in business thanks to his alert staff.
Unfortubately, he contracted leprosy and his business fell off.
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"Dierdre," Said the second-grade teacher, "would you please use I in a sentence?"
The little girl thought for a moment, then said, "I is..."
"No," the teacher interrupted, "you always say, 'I am.' "
Nodding, Dierdre went on, "I am the letter that comes after H."
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Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: A genalogist looks up your tree, but a gynocologist just glances into your bush.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.