Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Shadowknight]

Some funny ones:

Q: What's 6.9
A: Something great, broken up by a period.
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"Forgive me for asking," said the wary millionaire to her date, "but you're not the type who'd marry just for money, are you?"
"No," the man replied. "In fact, I wouldn't marry you for all the money in the world."
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Did ya hear about the man who came into money. He married a millionaire's daughter.
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Q: Why did the moron walk around with his fly open?
A: In case he had to count to 11.

Then there was the moron's mother, who was so proud when her son won a gold medal she had it bronzed.

Which was worse than the moronic mother who said to her pregnant daughter, "Don't worry. Maybe it isn't yours."

Or the moron who wouldn't sleep with his wife because she was married.

When he finally did make love to her he got her pregnant; nine months later he rushed her to the pizza parlor because they advertused free deliveries.

Then there was the moron abortion clinic: The patients had a 12 month wait.
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Q: How did the blonde hockey team die.
A: They trained during spring.

I like some of those.