Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Shadowknight]

Tons of animal ones:

Two mice are making their way through a whore-house when one of them stops to admire a woman's naked bottom.
"Nice, huh?"
"So-so," says the other. "Me? I'm a titmouse.
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The bear had to move his bowels and lumbered into the woods. As chance would have it, he found a rabbit doing the same. Suatiing beside the hare, the bear asked, "Say, do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit finished up and shook his head. "None whatsoever."
Nodding, the bear copleted his own chore. "That's good," he growled and, grabbing the bunny, used him to wipe his ass.
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A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the proprietor for help.
"I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady.
"For which kind of bird?" he asked helpfully.
"Oh, I dunno," the woman replied. "Whichever will grow the fastest."
*That was more blonde, but it was still animal right?*
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Q: Why do mice have small balls?
A: Because so few know how to dance.
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Q: What did the Indian say when he'd bagged a doe without eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
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Q: What do you call the stork that delivers a moron?
A: A dope peddler.
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*This one isn't animal but it was hilarious*
Q: How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony?
A: It isn't hard.

I post more tommorow.