03-02-2006, 05:25 AM
Sorry they don't list the jokes easily so I haven't found polish ones but I'll keep an eye out as i skim through the book. Heres some religion ones:
"I have good news, and I have bad news," spoke Moses as he returned from the peaks of Mt. Sinai. "The good news is that God has reduced the commandments to ten. The bad news is that adultery's still in."
The Bible professor dropped the stack of essays on the desk and looked into the .
"Everyone passed," he said, "with the exception of O'Dolin."
The young student looked up with genuine surprise. "Professor," he said, " I thought my paper on Jesus was revolutionary!"
"That it was," the professor agreed, "though I hardly consider it 'proof' that Jesus was Jewish simply because he went into his father's business, lived at home until he was thirth, and had a mother who thought he was God."
Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud, starin disconsolately into the distance.
"Old man," said Jesus, "this is Heaven! Why are you so sad?"
The old man didn't bother to turn as he said, "I've been looking for my son and haven't been able to find him."
Jesus said, "Tell me about it."
"Well," said the old man, still gazing at the sunlit horizon, "on earth I was a carpenter, and one day my son went away. I never heard from him again, and I was hoping I'd find him here, in Heaven."
His heart pounding suddenly in his chest, Jesus bent over the old man and said, "Father?"
The old man turned and cried, "Pinocchio?"
And UnknownH *looks at first page on book* it says First printing was 1987, wow.
"I have good news, and I have bad news," spoke Moses as he returned from the peaks of Mt. Sinai. "The good news is that God has reduced the commandments to ten. The bad news is that adultery's still in."
The Bible professor dropped the stack of essays on the desk and looked into the .
"Everyone passed," he said, "with the exception of O'Dolin."
The young student looked up with genuine surprise. "Professor," he said, " I thought my paper on Jesus was revolutionary!"
"That it was," the professor agreed, "though I hardly consider it 'proof' that Jesus was Jewish simply because he went into his father's business, lived at home until he was thirth, and had a mother who thought he was God."
Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud, starin disconsolately into the distance.
"Old man," said Jesus, "this is Heaven! Why are you so sad?"
The old man didn't bother to turn as he said, "I've been looking for my son and haven't been able to find him."
Jesus said, "Tell me about it."
"Well," said the old man, still gazing at the sunlit horizon, "on earth I was a carpenter, and one day my son went away. I never heard from him again, and I was hoping I'd find him here, in Heaven."
His heart pounding suddenly in his chest, Jesus bent over the old man and said, "Father?"
The old man turned and cried, "Pinocchio?"
And UnknownH *looks at first page on book* it says First printing was 1987, wow.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
