03-01-2006, 04:54 PM
Quote:The book has jokes on almost everything (religion, disabilitys, racism, gays, bisexuals, and alot of other stuff.)Sweet! How about some religion? And keep 'em coming!
Why do cops like to be buried twelve feet underground instead of the traditional six feet?
A: For symbolism: Deep down they really are good people
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This one's from a site called The Green Chaos
A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."