03-01-2006, 12:44 PM
YES! I FOUND THE BOOK! Here are a few:
Did you hear about the blonde who stopped breastfeeding her infant? It hurt too much when she boiled her nipples.
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"Mom," A little boy asked, "does Jesus use our bathroom?"
"Why, no." his mother said sweetly. "Why do you ask?"
"Cause every morning, daddy kicks the door and yells, "Christ, are you still in there?"
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Q: How do we know Adam was gay?
A: He had Eve and an apple and he ate the apple.
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Q: What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: Both contain stiffs, but the one in the coffin is coming while the one in the coffin is going.
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You know you've led a good, long life when they put the cake ingredients in a pan, light the candles, and the cake cooks itself.
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Q: What's the worst gift that can be given a blind person?
A: A paint-by-numbers set.
Q: What's the worst gift a blind person can give?
A: The painting.
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Q: What's the theme song for two blind people playing tennis?
A: "Endless Love."
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Q: Why do blind people masturbate with one hand?
A:So they can moan with the other.
I'll write more later. The book has jokes on almost everything (religion, disabilitys, racism, gays, bisexuals, and alot of other stuff.) so tell me if there's a specific category that you wanna hear.
Did you hear about the blonde who stopped breastfeeding her infant? It hurt too much when she boiled her nipples.
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"Mom," A little boy asked, "does Jesus use our bathroom?"
"Why, no." his mother said sweetly. "Why do you ask?"
"Cause every morning, daddy kicks the door and yells, "Christ, are you still in there?"
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Q: How do we know Adam was gay?
A: He had Eve and an apple and he ate the apple.
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Q: What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: Both contain stiffs, but the one in the coffin is coming while the one in the coffin is going.
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You know you've led a good, long life when they put the cake ingredients in a pan, light the candles, and the cake cooks itself.
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Q: What's the worst gift that can be given a blind person?
A: A paint-by-numbers set.
Q: What's the worst gift a blind person can give?
A: The painting.
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Q: What's the theme song for two blind people playing tennis?
A: "Endless Love."
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Q: Why do blind people masturbate with one hand?
A:So they can moan with the other.
I'll write more later. The book has jokes on almost everything (religion, disabilitys, racism, gays, bisexuals, and alot of other stuff.) so tell me if there's a specific category that you wanna hear.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
