02-28-2006, 02:23 PM
Here's one a triple-threat friend of mine told me once.
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A woman was shopping at a drug store one day. After collecting all her items, she went to the cash register to purchase her items. The clerk, being the keen and observant man that he was, noticed immediately that the woman had only ONE of each item. One tube of toothpaste, one small bottle of shampoo, one tooth brush...
He looked up at her and said, "Are you single?"
Blushing, she looked away and murmured, "Yes."
He replied, "I figured, cause you're so fuckin' ugly!"
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I have no idea why it struck me so funny when I heard it, but I nearly peed in my pants and couldn't breathe for almost 2 minutes. My stomach ached the next morning. It was good times.
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A woman was shopping at a drug store one day. After collecting all her items, she went to the cash register to purchase her items. The clerk, being the keen and observant man that he was, noticed immediately that the woman had only ONE of each item. One tube of toothpaste, one small bottle of shampoo, one tooth brush...
He looked up at her and said, "Are you single?"
Blushing, she looked away and murmured, "Yes."
He replied, "I figured, cause you're so fuckin' ugly!"
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I have no idea why it struck me so funny when I heard it, but I nearly peed in my pants and couldn't breathe for almost 2 minutes. My stomach ached the next morning. It was good times.