02-27-2006, 01:19 PM
Last one I can remember (I need to find my joke book) sorry:
A man walks into a bar and notices a large stack of hundred dollar bills on the counter. Curiosity took over as he turned to the bartender, "What's with the money?"
"There's a horse out back, if you can make him cry you win the stack. It's a hundred dollars to try."
The man placed a hundred on the stack and walked out the door. A few moments later the horse's crying could be heard from outside. The man grabbed the stack and walked out the door with a large smile on his face.
A few days later the man returned to the same bar and there was another stack on the counter, "Now what's the bet?"
"That horse hasn't stopped crying. This bet is to make him laugh."
"I'll take it." the man placed another hundred onto the stack and headed into the back. A few seconds later and the horse was heard laughing like a mental patient. The man walked back into the bar and pocketed the cash.
Before he had a chance to leave the bartender stopped him, "I gotta ask how did you make him cry, and laugh?"
The man smiled, "Well, first I told him my dick was larger than his, this time I showed it to him."
I have to say that that one is one of my top 3.
A man walks into a bar and notices a large stack of hundred dollar bills on the counter. Curiosity took over as he turned to the bartender, "What's with the money?"
"There's a horse out back, if you can make him cry you win the stack. It's a hundred dollars to try."
The man placed a hundred on the stack and walked out the door. A few moments later the horse's crying could be heard from outside. The man grabbed the stack and walked out the door with a large smile on his face.
A few days later the man returned to the same bar and there was another stack on the counter, "Now what's the bet?"
"That horse hasn't stopped crying. This bet is to make him laugh."
"I'll take it." the man placed another hundred onto the stack and headed into the back. A few seconds later and the horse was heard laughing like a mental patient. The man walked back into the bar and pocketed the cash.
Before he had a chance to leave the bartender stopped him, "I gotta ask how did you make him cry, and laugh?"
The man smiled, "Well, first I told him my dick was larger than his, this time I showed it to him."
I have to say that that one is one of my top 3.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
