02-26-2006, 08:25 PM
Here's a good one:
A man is working at a hotel when the phone rings, "Front desk."
"There's somebody banging on the wall up here. Could you do something about it?"
After 3 more similar calls the man sent up a busboy to investigate. When he arrived at the room of the offender he opened the door and saw an old man who must have been somewhere in his mid 80's punching the wall.
"Excuse me sir, I'll have to ask you to stop your disturbing the other guests."
The man continued punching the wall as he spoke, "SCREW THE OTHER GUESTS! THIS IS MY FIRST ERECTION IN YEARS AND MY HANDS ARE ASLEEP!"
A man is working at a hotel when the phone rings, "Front desk."
"There's somebody banging on the wall up here. Could you do something about it?"
After 3 more similar calls the man sent up a busboy to investigate. When he arrived at the room of the offender he opened the door and saw an old man who must have been somewhere in his mid 80's punching the wall.
"Excuse me sir, I'll have to ask you to stop your disturbing the other guests."
The man continued punching the wall as he spoke, "SCREW THE OTHER GUESTS! THIS IS MY FIRST ERECTION IN YEARS AND MY HANDS ARE ASLEEP!"
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
