02-26-2006, 01:13 PM
Another wierd joke:
One man, middle age walks into the bar and sits down and gets himself a beer. He had a bad day at work and his wife is about to leave him. A waitress comes by and asks him
Waitress: Why are you so sad?
man: my wife wants to leave me?
Waitress: Why does she want to leave you?
man: I don't know, um, she said that she caught a message from my secretary that proved I had an affair.
Waitress: What did the secretary say?
man: The secretary said that she would enjoy licking them for me, taking them off and then giving me her stack later while showing them off in private...
Waitress: So you really did cheat on her?
man: No, no, she was talking about stamps on employee checks to be mailed out on Friday...
Pretty bad right?.....I got that one from a drunk friend....
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lonelygabu~~
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One man, middle age walks into the bar and sits down and gets himself a beer. He had a bad day at work and his wife is about to leave him. A waitress comes by and asks him
Waitress: Why are you so sad?
man: my wife wants to leave me?
Waitress: Why does she want to leave you?
man: I don't know, um, she said that she caught a message from my secretary that proved I had an affair.
Waitress: What did the secretary say?
man: The secretary said that she would enjoy licking them for me, taking them off and then giving me her stack later while showing them off in private...
Waitress: So you really did cheat on her?
man: No, no, she was talking about stamps on employee checks to be mailed out on Friday...
Pretty bad right?.....I got that one from a drunk friend....
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lonelygabu~~
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