02-16-2006, 07:28 AM
A friend of mine told me of a few of these mistakes his priest made.
(The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday): "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
"Our next song is 'Angels We Have Heard Get High'".
"Don't let worry kill you, let the church help".
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs".
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar".
(The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday): "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
"Our next song is 'Angels We Have Heard Get High'".
"Don't let worry kill you, let the church help".
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs".
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar".