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Churches make mistakes too. - Humon - 02-16-2006
A friend of mine told me of a few of these mistakes his priest made.
(The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday): "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
"Our next song is 'Angels We Have Heard Get High'".
"Don't let worry kill you, let the church help".
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs".
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar".
- Gabumonfurry - 02-16-2006
HAHAHAHA THOSE ARE SO FUNNY! xD
- EpsilonZX - 02-16-2006
Those are funny! I love word play
However, happiness does not flow well in Texas, A pastor told a new couple if they have a girl as a first child, it is a demon and should be executed thusly, what makes this eve more sad is they listened and killed their first born daughter, also, women should bnever be equal to men
Zealots, what can you do?
I couold imagine this wouold be considered a mistake as well, though only half as funny as
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar"
- Wisemon - 02-16-2006
Churches make mistakes too?
A church is a monument to mistakes.
- UnknownH - 02-17-2006
I've heard those jokes before. But everyone makes mistakes. That's just human.
- circeus - 02-17-2006
Wisemon Wrote:A church is a monument to mistakes.
Wisemon for the win
- Harie Krauzer - 02-17-2006
Yeah, I was wondering where the post was going to go.
- Humon - 02-20-2006
oop!!! too long in between posts O.o
=p glad you liked it ^_^
- DrunkenMunkee - 02-21-2006
XD those are great. i'm sure the church i used to go to made lots of them, but i havent been in too long...
- Gunter VanCrimson - 02-22-2006
Lol, I never did get what you americans mean by "up yours", but it's still funny!