02-14-2006, 03:37 AM
HA! the second one's pretty good: i guess i'll give another one of mine:
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A hands-on advertiser for a new detergent called 'Blue Cheer' knocks on an apartment door in hopes that he'd be allowed inside. When an old lady opens the door, she feels sorrow for the poor guy and allows him inside. While he's setting up his tubs of detergent to show a demonstration, she's told to get a dirty article of clothing. When she finally finds a stained scarf, she gives it to the spokesman to see his demo. (sing along!)
"Wishy-wishy washy in the New-Blue Cheer,
Wishy-wishy washy and it comes out clear!
Bring it to your nose,
smells like a rose!"
After giving back the stainless sock, he asks her to find something a little more repulsive than just a scarf: she agrees and eventually finds a stained sock. Giving it to the spokesman, he repeats the process:
"Wishy-wishy washy in the New-Blue Cheer,
Wishy-wishy washy and it comes out clear!
Bring it to your nose,
smells like a rose!"
After another successful cleaning, the old lady is told to find something absolutely disgusting to close the demonstration. To fully convince herself that this product is truly the best, she finds an old pair of stained panties to give to him. He then begins what would definetely be his last demo.
"Wishy-wishy washy in the New-Blue Cheer,
Wishy-wishy washy and it comes out clear!
Bring it to your nose............................
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A hands-on advertiser for a new detergent called 'Blue Cheer' knocks on an apartment door in hopes that he'd be allowed inside. When an old lady opens the door, she feels sorrow for the poor guy and allows him inside. While he's setting up his tubs of detergent to show a demonstration, she's told to get a dirty article of clothing. When she finally finds a stained scarf, she gives it to the spokesman to see his demo. (sing along!)
"Wishy-wishy washy in the New-Blue Cheer,
Wishy-wishy washy and it comes out clear!
Bring it to your nose,
smells like a rose!"
After giving back the stainless sock, he asks her to find something a little more repulsive than just a scarf: she agrees and eventually finds a stained sock. Giving it to the spokesman, he repeats the process:
"Wishy-wishy washy in the New-Blue Cheer,
Wishy-wishy washy and it comes out clear!
Bring it to your nose,
smells like a rose!"
After another successful cleaning, the old lady is told to find something absolutely disgusting to close the demonstration. To fully convince herself that this product is truly the best, she finds an old pair of stained panties to give to him. He then begins what would definetely be his last demo.
"Wishy-wishy washy in the New-Blue Cheer,
Wishy-wishy washy and it comes out clear!
Bring it to your nose............................
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