02-10-2006, 06:54 AM
Okay these next 3 are pretty gross/funny/offenxive so you might not want to read them.
LAST WARNING!
Q:What does Shquille O'Neal have in common with a Catholic priest?
A: They're both taller than their sex partners
Q:What do a nearsighted gynocologist and a puppy have in common?
A: A wet nose.
Q: What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: "Get out of my son."
I think that last one is funnier spoken.
LAST WARNING!
Q:What does Shquille O'Neal have in common with a Catholic priest?
A: They're both taller than their sex partners
Q:What do a nearsighted gynocologist and a puppy have in common?
A: A wet nose.
Q: What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: "Get out of my son."
I think that last one is funnier spoken.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.