02-09-2006, 06:34 PM
OooOooO, jokes! Here's a personal, hope you like it: 
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A husband had quite a rough and stressful week, and decided to hang out at a bar with his friend. Emptying his stress by the ounce, he eventually got a little too tipsy and threw up on himself, and it was nearly his wife's suggested curfew! Asking his friend for advice on what to do, he got good advice in return:
"Just bring a twenty in the door with you when you get home, and say when you walked my drunk ass home, I threw up all over you and paid for your shirt, it's fool- proof!"
He agreed, and decided to head home. As he walked in the door, his wife
asked about the shirt and the money he was blatantly holding. He said the foolproof story, and hoped for a positive reaction from her.
"But honey, there's two twenties here!"
"Oh right, he shat my pants too."
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A husband had quite a rough and stressful week, and decided to hang out at a bar with his friend. Emptying his stress by the ounce, he eventually got a little too tipsy and threw up on himself, and it was nearly his wife's suggested curfew! Asking his friend for advice on what to do, he got good advice in return:
"Just bring a twenty in the door with you when you get home, and say when you walked my drunk ass home, I threw up all over you and paid for your shirt, it's fool- proof!"
He agreed, and decided to head home. As he walked in the door, his wife
asked about the shirt and the money he was blatantly holding. He said the foolproof story, and hoped for a positive reaction from her.
"But honey, there's two twenties here!"
"Oh right, he shat my pants too."