02-06-2006, 10:25 AM
My friend told me all these horrible (yet funny) dead babie jokes. The I can only remember two (damn concussions.) Here they are:
Q: Why do babies have soft spots in their heads?
A: So you can pick up five of them at a time.
And,
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: Why do babies have soft spots in their heads?
A: So you can pick up five of them at a time.
And,
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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