10-22-2005, 03:02 AM
There's 2 basic types of girls.
There's the Good/Bad girl, and the Bad/Good girl.
The Bad/Good girl is the majority. These are the girls that on with all this bullshit about how they're fucking amazing in bed, and say they got tonguestuds and whatnot so they can suck dick better. They are often virgins with no experience and are scared to actually try something, which is why they're hesitatnt to actually do something when they get your attention.
If they're not virgins, well let's just say this: if you need a piece of metal in your tongue to make you better at giving head, you're a fucking lost cause. They suck in bed and know it, and don't really want to get it around. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible for a girl to suck in bed, just as possible as it is for a guy to.
The Good/Bad girl is the minority, but the MUCH better find. This is the girl that acts all innocent and cute, excuses herself for a moment, and comes back dressed in lingerie and gets on her knees for you. They act all shy n' everything, but when the lights go out, save yourself some time and take off your pants because naked or not, she's definitely going to jump on top of you.
And that's my analysis, based largely off my own experience.
Always remember: there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob, and there is CERTAINLY such a thing as a terrible lay. Just look at the Paris Hilton video. That's a whole encyclopedia of what NOT to do.
There's the Good/Bad girl, and the Bad/Good girl.
The Bad/Good girl is the majority. These are the girls that on with all this bullshit about how they're fucking amazing in bed, and say they got tonguestuds and whatnot so they can suck dick better. They are often virgins with no experience and are scared to actually try something, which is why they're hesitatnt to actually do something when they get your attention.
If they're not virgins, well let's just say this: if you need a piece of metal in your tongue to make you better at giving head, you're a fucking lost cause. They suck in bed and know it, and don't really want to get it around. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible for a girl to suck in bed, just as possible as it is for a guy to.
The Good/Bad girl is the minority, but the MUCH better find. This is the girl that acts all innocent and cute, excuses herself for a moment, and comes back dressed in lingerie and gets on her knees for you. They act all shy n' everything, but when the lights go out, save yourself some time and take off your pants because naked or not, she's definitely going to jump on top of you.
And that's my analysis, based largely off my own experience.
Always remember: there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob, and there is CERTAINLY such a thing as a terrible lay. Just look at the Paris Hilton video. That's a whole encyclopedia of what NOT to do.