Theres nothing i fucking hate more than a cock tease. they think arousing yet deneying you is fun and will make the eventual sex all the better. not for me. im the type that hates little games like that, i will get pissed off loose all intrest in sex and leave. really if you want to have sex,do it, dont fucking play a "will i, wont i" game thats basicly a mental fuck. then 2 days later be like, oh i wanted to fuck you but you left.
and now its time for me to bitch about girls on webcam, not all just some, dont pull out a bananna when your naked and build up hope of something cool, only to open the fuckin thing and just hold it in your hand.
i now understand why alot of guys go gay, less stress. ( "but pen, you make refrences of wanting to have sex with guys all the time." thats cause im playfully bi
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You know, if I were bisexual, with no preference for one gender or the other sexually, I'd probably choose guys. Guys are just easier to figure out, and they don't play those games. I recommend that you try to fuck guys and only guys from now on. Of course, I'm probably just saying this to eliminate a potential heterosexual competitor.
Yeah, my ex-gf was like that. She was the biggest tease in the world. And yeah it pissed me off, but in the end it worked out seeing as how I would have regrets for touching the whore if I did much with her.
*smiles* sounds like my "relationship" if you want to call it that, with this girl shannon. always teased me, always turned me on, never did anything, yet went out and fucked a bunch of other guys and sucked my now ex friends dick.
As the virginal nerd in high school who's never even come close to having sex, I think it's my place to be the angry cynic in this conversation. Hence:
HAY-HA! *Nelson voice*
If your girlfriend isn't "doing it" (pun intended) for you, get another one. There are plenty of women in the world (I've heard they outnumber us, even), and there must be one or more who's right for you, not a whore and not a tease. Go for it/her!
There's 2 basic types of girls.
There's the Good/Bad girl, and the Bad/Good girl.
The Bad/Good girl is the majority. These are the girls that on with all this bullshit about how they're fucking amazing in bed, and say they got tonguestuds and whatnot so they can suck dick better. They are often virgins with no experience and are scared to actually try something, which is why they're hesitatnt to actually do something when they get your attention.
If they're not virgins, well let's just say this: if you need a piece of metal in your tongue to make you better at giving head, you're a fucking lost cause. They suck in bed and know it, and don't really want to get it around. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible for a girl to suck in bed, just as possible as it is for a guy to.
The Good/Bad girl is the minority, but the MUCH better find. This is the girl that acts all innocent and cute, excuses herself for a moment, and comes back dressed in lingerie and gets on her knees for you. They act all shy n' everything, but when the lights go out, save yourself some time and take off your pants because naked or not, she's definitely going to jump on top of you.
And that's my analysis, based largely off my own experience.
Always remember: there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob, and there is CERTAINLY such a thing as a terrible lay. Just look at the Paris Hilton video. That's a whole encyclopedia of what NOT to do.
senjuro Wrote:There's 2 basic types of girls.
Other than that sentence, it's probably all true.
No, really, it's true!
I've NEVER encountered a girl who acts like a total slut and then actually goes through with the kinds of things she says.
And I've likewise never encountered a girl who acts all innocent and virginal who doesn't suck cock like a porn star.
Well I guess my experiences aren't that all widespread, but it's certainly a trend I've noticed. Anyone else have an opinion on the matter?
Uh, this looks a lot like that post I said about girls saying they were sex goddesses in the Internet cuz they couldn't turn on even a sex maniac.
BTW.....
.......whenever guys run after me, I run away.
......I don't try to turn on anyone........
.......I never said I was amazing in bed......
........I don't act as a slut........
........well........you can ask Unknown about what I used to do (though I bet he's too shy to tell)
Actually no, not much now atleast. *ahem* You'd be lucky to find a girl like Zeph. She's great and really is a good-bad girl.