Mine is yours and yours is mine, in your honor...

[Wisemon]

Actually I prefer being a virgin to loveless casual sex. At least I don't have any regrets about doing something stupid in the past.

Ditto that, and to be fair, I have made a few de facto rejections. For instance, on a Friday night, a girl across the hall was introducing me to her friend, and adding that I was heterosexual. Knowing that their group was the partying type, and I'm not, I added that, "The problem is that I'm a little too straight." I think I saw a nod, and they left me alone all night, and I don't regret it.

I'll be so eager to please that whoever she is she'll be satisfied one way or the other.

Say what? Oh, I gotcha, but you'd better do some studying first. Don't be the Indian guy who forgot to cut the power and soaked me in motor oil today.