05-24-2010, 11:53 AM
Phase One: collect underpants.
Phase Two: ???
...wait. Wrong plan. Who's plan is this anyway?
*digging through files*
Ah, here we go.
Phase One: Get a really big book. "The Complete Encyclopedia Of World Aircraft" is one I'd recommend, seeing as how if you get caught, you can just say you're looking at airplanes.
Phase Two: ditch the Files and slip a single page in between each page of the book. Keep them in order, so you can just flip through the book and enjoy.
Phase Three: Keep the book somewhere where they would notice it, but never suspect what's inside it. Throw it under a bunch of other stuff or something.
Phase Four: ???(if you can't figure out what to do with porn, it's not my problem.
Phase Five: PROFIT!!!
Phase Two: ???
...wait. Wrong plan. Who's plan is this anyway?
*digging through files*
Ah, here we go.
Phase One: Get a really big book. "The Complete Encyclopedia Of World Aircraft" is one I'd recommend, seeing as how if you get caught, you can just say you're looking at airplanes.
Phase Two: ditch the Files and slip a single page in between each page of the book. Keep them in order, so you can just flip through the book and enjoy.
Phase Three: Keep the book somewhere where they would notice it, but never suspect what's inside it. Throw it under a bunch of other stuff or something.
Phase Four: ???(if you can't figure out what to do with porn, it's not my problem.
Phase Five: PROFIT!!!
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
