09-24-2009, 05:52 AM
*stumbles out of a closet before a mountain of rather dangerous and vulgar looking sex-toys pile on top of him, forming a pointy, leather and rubber mountain* W-welcome aboard the boards! Pay no heed to them, they're trying to harm you. My initiations are so much funner!
-Now bend over and drop your pants. I'm afraid we're out of lubricant, so your blood will have to do for now. *raises a rather drill-like sex toy, and it whirs to life*
-Now bend over and drop your pants. I'm afraid we're out of lubricant, so your blood will have to do for now. *raises a rather drill-like sex toy, and it whirs to life*
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"