what is your best pick-up lines

[Angry_kittens]

Never bothered using them.. Had a few used on me while I was "Dressed up" though...


"Did you need help getting into those pants? 'cause I'd love to help you get out of them."

"Yeeeehaw! I'd love ta rope you up and take you home!" (This one was used by a girl actually...)

"Hey there cutie, wanna threesome with my wife?" My response to that one... "No, but by the way she is chatting with the singer I think he might."