what is your best pick-up lines

[Wisemon]

Very clever and pretty dirty. But I have one that's worse.
*ahem*
"Hey there, want some ______ penis?"

Sure, it's dirty, but it lacks finesse.

I have never tried talking to a girl, since all the one's I have been around were either psycho *and I'm not just throwing that around willy-nilly. They were NUTS!* or had the intellectual equivelence of a blow-up doll. And the guys I have been around thought of nothing but sex. And not even the good kind.

It's a good thing girls are nuts or stupid and boys think about nothing but sex only where you live.