06-01-2007, 02:35 AM
A Dhali Llama, Pope and Mormon Prophet are fishing in a lake. The Dhali Llamarealises he has forgoten his sun screen on the beach, so he hopped out of the boat and skips accross the water to get it and skips back.
The Mormon Prophet realises he has forgotten his scriptures on the shore which he was going to read while he fishes. So he hops out of the boat and walks accross to collect it and walks back.
The Pope seeing the other two walk on the water says to himself, "I'm the Pope, God's representative on earth! if these two can do it, I have to!" So he steps out of the boat and falls in.
The Dhali Llama turns to the Mormon prophet and says, " I guess we should have told him about the stepping stones."
The Mormon Prophet replies, "What stepping stones?"
The Mormon Prophet realises he has forgotten his scriptures on the shore which he was going to read while he fishes. So he hops out of the boat and walks accross to collect it and walks back.
The Pope seeing the other two walk on the water says to himself, "I'm the Pope, God's representative on earth! if these two can do it, I have to!" So he steps out of the boat and falls in.
The Dhali Llama turns to the Mormon prophet and says, " I guess we should have told him about the stepping stones."
The Mormon Prophet replies, "What stepping stones?"