05-24-2007, 01:33 PM
Alright.. Lets see if I can remember this one right..
There was a Catholic, a baptist, and a mormon priest, they were all friends, and they went fishing together. One day when they were done fishing, they got back in the boat and started to move away from the spot they had been fishing, when the Catholic priest looks over and says. "Whoops! forgot my cooler." So he stands up, walks across the water, picks up the cooler and walks back to the boat.
As they are about to start moving again, the baptist glances over and says. "Whoops! Forgot my jacket!" So he gets up, walks across the water, gets his jacket, and walks back to the boat.
By now the mormon is thinking to himself. "How are they doing that? Well.. if these heathens can do it, I should have no problems." So, he stands up after realizing he forgot his pole, takes a step out of the boat, and plunges into the water. Frustrated and confused, he climbs back into the boat and tries again with the same result.
After threee or four tries, he decides to just swim back over and get his pole, while he is gone the Catholic looks to the baptist and says. "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"
There was a Catholic, a baptist, and a mormon priest, they were all friends, and they went fishing together. One day when they were done fishing, they got back in the boat and started to move away from the spot they had been fishing, when the Catholic priest looks over and says. "Whoops! forgot my cooler." So he stands up, walks across the water, picks up the cooler and walks back to the boat.
As they are about to start moving again, the baptist glances over and says. "Whoops! Forgot my jacket!" So he gets up, walks across the water, gets his jacket, and walks back to the boat.
By now the mormon is thinking to himself. "How are they doing that? Well.. if these heathens can do it, I should have no problems." So, he stands up after realizing he forgot his pole, takes a step out of the boat, and plunges into the water. Frustrated and confused, he climbs back into the boat and tries again with the same result.
After threee or four tries, he decides to just swim back over and get his pole, while he is gone the Catholic looks to the baptist and says. "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"