05-23-2007, 11:24 PM
It was a young man's wedding day and he was nervous about the upcoming wedding night. He had no experience of sex and consulted his father before the wedding ceremony.
"Look, son...", the father explained, "it's not that difficult and should come pretty natural, for the both of you. You just take your hardest possession...and put in inside the place she pees."
Still looking a bit nervous, the young groom replied, "OK, Dad."
After the wedding ceremony and reception, the young bride and groom retreated to a fancy and expensive hotel, to begin their honeymoon.
Suddenly, and without warning, a scream was heard and the young bride bolted from the Honeymoon Suite, ran down the corridor and called her mother on her cell phone, from the far end of the hallway.
"Mom! Mom! Yes, it's me! I don't know what's going on with Frank! I took off my clothes...you know....to get ready for bed! Then he...he took out his bowling ball and threw it in the toilet!"
"Look, son...", the father explained, "it's not that difficult and should come pretty natural, for the both of you. You just take your hardest possession...and put in inside the place she pees."
Still looking a bit nervous, the young groom replied, "OK, Dad."
After the wedding ceremony and reception, the young bride and groom retreated to a fancy and expensive hotel, to begin their honeymoon.
Suddenly, and without warning, a scream was heard and the young bride bolted from the Honeymoon Suite, ran down the corridor and called her mother on her cell phone, from the far end of the hallway.
"Mom! Mom! Yes, it's me! I don't know what's going on with Frank! I took off my clothes...you know....to get ready for bed! Then he...he took out his bowling ball and threw it in the toilet!"
