05-23-2007, 12:46 PM
3 guys go to work, a Irish guy, a Mexican guy, and a White guy.
They go on their lunch break and sit together. Irish guy looks in his lunch box and finds corn beef and cabbage. He says....
"Man, if i get corn beef and cabbage again for lunch, im jumping off a buiding..."
The mexican guy looks in his lunch box and finds that he has bean and cheese burrito. He says....
"Aww...you know what? If i get another burrito the next time, im going to jump with you."
The white guy then opens his lunch box and finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch. He says...
"Hey man, if i get another PB & J sandwitch again, im going with both of you."
So the next day, lunch break comes....the three guys get their lunch and look and see what they got.
The Irish guy looks, and guess what he has.......... corn beef and cabbage... *SPLAT*
The Mexican guy looks, what does he have? ........... bean and cheese burrito... Ayyyeee! *SPLAT*
The White guy looks, what it is? .........you guess it... PB&J sandwitch.... Cowabunga!! *SPLAT*
The next day then, their wifes all come to their funeral that the three of them had together. The Irish guys wifes cries...
"Oh i should have never made him corn beef and cabbage!" *crying*
The mexican guys wife then cries...
"Aye... i should have never made him anymor been and cheese burritos..." *cry*
The white guys wife stands there in a mellow mood and says...
"What? He made his own lunch..."
They go on their lunch break and sit together. Irish guy looks in his lunch box and finds corn beef and cabbage. He says....
"Man, if i get corn beef and cabbage again for lunch, im jumping off a buiding..."
The mexican guy looks in his lunch box and finds that he has bean and cheese burrito. He says....
"Aww...you know what? If i get another burrito the next time, im going to jump with you."
The white guy then opens his lunch box and finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch. He says...
"Hey man, if i get another PB & J sandwitch again, im going with both of you."
So the next day, lunch break comes....the three guys get their lunch and look and see what they got.
The Irish guy looks, and guess what he has.......... corn beef and cabbage... *SPLAT*
The Mexican guy looks, what does he have? ........... bean and cheese burrito... Ayyyeee! *SPLAT*
The White guy looks, what it is? .........you guess it... PB&J sandwitch.... Cowabunga!! *SPLAT*
The next day then, their wifes all come to their funeral that the three of them had together. The Irish guys wifes cries...
"Oh i should have never made him corn beef and cabbage!" *crying*
The mexican guys wife then cries...
"Aye... i should have never made him anymor been and cheese burritos..." *cry*
The white guys wife stands there in a mellow mood and says...
"What? He made his own lunch..."
