05-23-2007, 12:22 PM
A tourist was on a boat on a stream in africa. his boat cap-sized, and he couldnt get it to flip back over. he looked around and saw someone walking on the beach about 150ft away. "HEY! do you know if there are any alligators in this stream?" he shouted. the person looked at him and said "Naw man! we dont got no 'gators! we got rid of em a while ago!" and laughed. the tourist sighed in relief and kept trying to flip his boat back over. "Say, how did you get rid of them?" the person laughed again. "we didn' do nothin' man! the sharks got em!"
BA DUM BSSHH!
BA DUM BSSHH!