05-23-2007, 12:07 PM
Derek was at a wal-mart waiting in line to buy dog food, and a woman behind him asked "Do you have a dog?"
"No," Derek said, casually, "I am starting the Pedigree diet again, although I shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I lost 50 Pounds before I woke up in an Intensive Care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV drips in both of my arms. It is an almost perfect diet." he said as people start paying attention around him. "The way it works is if you get a little hungry, just pop a few in your mouth. It's nutritionally complete so I was thinking to try it again."
"Was the dog food the reason you were in the hospital?" the woman asked, "Did the dog food poison you?"
"No," Derek replied, "it was because I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me."
several people started laughing, making the woman feel embarassed.
"Of course I have a dog," Derek said, sarcastically, "why else would I buy dog food."
"No," Derek said, casually, "I am starting the Pedigree diet again, although I shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I lost 50 Pounds before I woke up in an Intensive Care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV drips in both of my arms. It is an almost perfect diet." he said as people start paying attention around him. "The way it works is if you get a little hungry, just pop a few in your mouth. It's nutritionally complete so I was thinking to try it again."
"Was the dog food the reason you were in the hospital?" the woman asked, "Did the dog food poison you?"
"No," Derek replied, "it was because I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me."
several people started laughing, making the woman feel embarassed.
"Of course I have a dog," Derek said, sarcastically, "why else would I buy dog food."