Weird dreams

[MISTER BIG T]

We all see weird dreams sometimes! But I see weird times all the time!!! Don't believe me? Let me tell of some!

- I once saw a dream where my scary ex raped me and climbed into an oven and then my best friend ran to sight wearing hockey outfit. Then everything exploded and I woke up. This happened while we were still together.

- After starting to write on "I shall fuck your corpse tonight" I saw a nightmare where I was murdered and castrated by my friends after I had made fun of some movie on my site and I became a ghost with super powers.

- I have gotten simillar super powers very many times in my dreams, by many VERY weird ways. The castration murder is one of the most normal ones. Me diving into swimming pool full of stomach acid and saving a talking floating head named George from there isn't.

- I once saw dream where my turtles eyes popped out of their sockets and they jumped out from random toilet bowl they had been in at and I was wearing clown costume and juggling eyeballs for some reason. Then I stopped and held them while they bled on my costume, painting it bloody red and I cried and ate them.

- I sometimes see dreams from future. I mean, word to word, place to place, EXACTLY like I dreamt. These dreams are totally random and never of anything important though, so it doesn't bother me. I realized this first time, when I was a little kid and went like "Hey, I saw a dream that I'd see this movie!"

My parents didn't believe me and just said I had read that the movie was going to come from paper or heard of it.... But I hadn't.

- Most of my wet dreams (Which I get rarely nowadays) involve vampires, car driving around, and luxury hotel rooms. Oh and no nudity nor sex.

- Week or so ago, I saw a dream of this magical bed. It had two sides, one of which was good and other was bad. It also made the people into *drum rolls* SHEET ZOMBIES!!!

Seriously.

- I saw dream of some immortal killing other "immortals". Kind of like highlander expect more awesome because he wore clown costume and killed one of them by eating him out alive with dull fork. I think he died when two immortals split his skull in half and tore off all the contents inside.

- One time, I saw dream that was sort of like Creepshow 2 and from that deadly weed story in it. Expect it turned out no one had died in the end and they were now just lacking skin and had super powers. It also had some random minotaur but I can't remember much what he did. I think he had machette or something.

- When I was a kid, I once dreamed of Ducktales crew driving around in the purple low rider of Wario in a random wind tunnel from Turok 2, when suddenly one of those spiders from Ocarina of Time that gave you token when you killed them descended into middle of them. Then they all exploded.

- When I was a child, like 3, I saw a dream where Bride of Frankenstein suddenly went "RAAR!" resulting in me pressing "quit" button and that brought Pennywise the Clown holding this shiny bag who said "So you want to escape into the bag huh? But the hardest battle still waits you. Go to the next level, once you're ready" Which is sort of weird because I had not seen either of the films and I had not even heard of video games at this age.


I'll post my funniest and most messed up story later when I wake up or am unlazy. I'll also tell of a recent farm dream I had, which involved me getting shot into stomach and naked old people!!!