Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you can never leave.

I wish there were more episodes of Dragon Drive on Youtube.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but instead, you get to see Dragon Rider. You can thank me later *grins*

I wish I could also see it. DAMNIT! I CAN'T FIND THAT DAMNED H-MOVIE!

[Kurtz]

Granted, but your computers so slow it takes forever to load it.

I wish you had a more powerful computer.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's too powerful and starts taking out other computers alphabetically.

I wish I had a thermo-nuclear bomb at my disposal. My sister is annoying me.

[Kurtz]

Granted. No strings attached.

I wish you didn't get hurt by it.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, there's a huge thermo-nuclear explosion, wipping the entire earth and everyone, but I'm still standing, yiffing an AquaVeemon from behind.

I wish you lived to see me at least.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but just before that, I drunk the bottle of Unknowness.... and died.

I wish you knew what the bottle does.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, ask Unknown.

I wish someone told me what the heck that fucking bottle does.

[Kurtz]

Granted. but I'll only tell you it on MSN so that White doesn't hear.

I wish she wouldn't join the conversation.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you and white get trapped on an island alone so both of you can't join in on the conversation.

I wish for a rocket powered skateboard with a self generating forcefield so I can't crash.