Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I can turn into my smaller dragon form and lose those wings.

I wish that you didn't have a magical staff in your hand.

[fred_18]

granted, now I have a magical sword in my hands

I wish you could use those wings at will, instead of dragon form

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since I don't like confusion I banish the wings into my empty mind and stay in dragon form.

I wish that ye flask wouldn't come back.

[fred_18]

heh granted, it was never there before

I wish it was still there since maajority of posts probrably came from that

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I accidentally swallowed it.

I wish I don't die now.

[fred_18]

granted, but now you can't die at all

I wish you won't look weird for an old dragon

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now I attract most of the dragonesses by just looking at them.

I wish DMX would come online.

[fred_18]

granted, but he doesn't let anyone know he's on

I wish he would

[Kurtz]

Granted, but he doesn't let you know.

I wish Littlekuriboh on Youtube would come back from holiday.

[fred_18]

granted, but now does complete opposite from befor

I wish I didn't have to leave, see ya all later