Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, it was DMX's. (Seriously, there's a guy in the Eonar realm called DragonMasterX)

I wish I had an uber epix weapon.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, here's your Butter Knifte +14.

I wish to have a football.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but since I live in America I get confused and give you a American football instead of a Soccer ball.

I wish soccer/football was more popular around here.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Brazil and Argentina team up and beat the crap out of the US in some unexplained way.

I wish conflicts had more blood.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the extra blood spills over you whenever it happens.

I wish you could clean yourself.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I use your body as a towel.

I wish you have resistant skin.

[Kurtz]

Granted, these scales don't allow water to seep through it easy.

I wish that there was a bath somewhere I could jump into and wash myself.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, though a herm couple is bathing inside.

I wish for a dragon-pet.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he burns your house down and runs away.

I wish for a Rena URK!! *Renamon strangling him* Nevermind, I wish for an antidote for strangling!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I give you some Rena sauce. And after taking it, Renamon starts strangling your... ouch.

I wish for another for the Pie set.