Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, Erika comes in and bites sharply into your *ackhem.

I wish that's painful enough.

[Master Grim]

(marbles or stick?)

Me - :shock: OWIE!!!
White - I wanted to do that!



I wish you would stop playing and HURT ME! >_<

[Kurtz]

Granted, but if I were to turn into Dresan, you'd be dead already, cut into half and your brains and guts put into seperate jars as offerings to Osiris, lord of the Underworld (Egyptian history FTW, but is that right about Osiris, lol?). And anyway, she bit into your marbles, so I guess that would hurt badly.

Kyo: Oh, you can do that, White.... *points to his stick* THAT's still there.
Rav+Steven: *whipping Pokepimp's back with spiked whips*
Lurea: *decides pain would be better and bites as deep as she can into Pokepimp's neck*
Erika: *starts biting deep into Pokepimp's marbles*

I wish that White would increase the amount of pain you are feeling.

[Master Grim]

THAT... is what I'm TALKING ABOUT!


Me - IEEEEEE!!!
White - *bites my joystick*
Me - :shock:
White - *nibble, suck, suck, nibble, bite, suck*
Me - *shivering*



I wish you would bring in someone.

[Kurtz]

Granted, we bring Chuck Norris in just to watch.

Kyo: He wanted to watch you... then roundhouse kick you to death.

I wish you are frightened of his prescence.

[Master Grim]

Denied

Me - HAHAHAHA!!! CHUCK NORRIS!?! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
White - *chewing lightly*

Leomon - Dumbass. *kills Chuck by ripping off his head*

Me - o_O Shit... now I AM scared...

Leomon - Hehehe... *do I need to tell you?*
Me - AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
White - *cheeks puff*



I wish for a doctor... I'll need one by the time he's finished at the back door... o_O

[Kurtz]

DENIED.

Kyo: *grins as his eyes turn red* You'll have to fear something ELSE first.... *grins as teh red light blinds everyone while he's transforming*
Lurea: *stops biting into Pokepimp's neck and whispers in his ear* Your screwed. TWICE over.

I wish you were ready to die.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but to make him ready you have to be his SLAVE until the day he dies from natural causes.

I wish he was immortal just to be a bastard.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you lose your own immortality and the SDP collapses without an almighty boss.

I wish someone would revive the just fallen group.

[Master Grim]

Granted.


Me - *faints*
White - *sulking* You're no fun.
Leomon - He faints every time...


I wish for an ambulance before I die of blood loss.