Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you eventually go insane from sleep deprivation.

I wish for a helicopter.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it crashes two seconds later.

I wish you had a new ray gun to test out.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but like many of my inventions it blows up upon activation. *points to the former remote*

I wish I didn't have to go.

[Kurtz]

Granted, now you can never go.

I wish I didn't feel odd after waking up.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish to be able to conjure up pillows.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you can't stop conjuring them.

I wish you had a pillow.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I take yours.

I wish you can sleep.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I did sleep earlier... I was sooo tired I just practically fell on the bed beside me (with the computer off) and slept.

I wish that I was more better at writing.

[Master Grim]

Granted!


Me (publisher mode!) - Lets see you latest work, Kyo, and talk of ways to improve it...


I wish for a pillow too... My head hurts...

[Kurtz]

Granted, but instead of a pillow, I throw an entire bag of ice-cubes at your head and it hurts like smeg.

I wish I would hurry up on writing.