Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they're very tiny and you can't fly with them.

I wish for a giant hammer.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's Lurea's hammer and she comes after you with a huge scythe.

I wish that I wouldn't speed post... my post count is getting higher by the hour.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, your keyboard spontaneously combusts.

I wish you could find a new one.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I immediately ask Pokepimp to get me a new one.

I wish that I could understand Japanese.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you forget English in the process.

I wish Lurea would stop attacking. *drops the hammer in front of her and runs*

[Kurtz]

Granted.

Kurtz: Oh come on, Lurea. *laughs* He dropped the hammer.
Lurea: *growls* You wanna be next?
Kurtz: Would you hurt your dragon-boy?
Lurea: *stays silent and blushes*
Kurtz: *snuggles Lurea* That's what I thought.

I wish you had a weapon to keep yourself protected from THEM. *points to an army of Renamon walking towards you* I got something else for ye, too. *casts shield around you* Good luck.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. *pulls out the Horny Ray Gun and fires at the Renamon* Heh heh heh, this is going to be fun. *the Renamon carry him off to the NC-17 room*

I wish for you to be as fortunate.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since I'm snuggling Lurea, I don't have that in mind.

I wish for you to enjoy your time in there :P

[Crimson Fox]

Granted and granted. *lots of yiffing noises come out from the NC-17 room*

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you soon forget.

I wish for another load of ray guns to be made.