Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you can only afford one. *insert evil laughter here*

I wish for a shotgun with ammo.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you only have one bullet.

I wish something nice would happen to Crimson.

[Crimson Fox]

Thanks! Granted, with the one bullet I kill off President Bush. What a damn idiot that guy is!

I wish something nice would happen to Kyo now.

[Kurtz]

Granted, for some unbeknown and odd reason I have a few bottles of DMX's Rena Sauce, give them to Lurea and she immediately wants me to yiff her.

I wish that DMX would not learn how I got these bottles off him.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but he randomly accuses you anyways.

I wish you had some sort of defense against his SPAM powers.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I first need to reach 2000 posts to get a new form that protects me against SPAM.

I wish more people would join the Furry College RPG.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but I'm too lazy right now, I'll get to it later today.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you're too active and can't sit down for one minute.

I wish I had more drinks.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but your house is now overfilled with bottles of Bacardi.

I wish to help you get through some of some of those drinks.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but most of the bottles went to Lurea for her to drink, so there's only about 6 bottles left.

I wish I had a bland speaking voice.