Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, kill Raviel.

Raviel: But why...?
Kyo: Just make sure to get your head in front of the shotgun, thanks for calling *starts running off after casting Entangle on Raviel, binding him in place*

I wish you kill him quickly.

[Shadowknight]

I thank you for this.

I wish for a weapon to kill him with. Preferably traditional.

[Kurtz]

Here. *chucks you a club* Batter him all you want.

I wish you went onto the server Eonar on WoW.

[Shadowknight]

Will changing servers make me have to start all over again and lose my items?

I wish I knew.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I will now go check on the website for you.

I wish that someone would give me a bit of time.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I need to get to bed anyway. It's almost 3 am here.

I wish it weren't that late/early.

[Kurtz]

Granted. No strings attached.

I wish that the Alliance were as good as the horde when it came to PvP battles.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the horde and alliance become as weak as newborn kittens and are killed by bunnies.

I wish for DMX not to hear about how I killed almost 100 dragons whelps trying to get a rare drop only to find out they don't drop the item I was looking for.

[Kurtz]

Granted. I did something much worse, though; skinned them....

I wish the new expansion featured new help for Pallies.

[Shadowknight]

(I skinned them too Sold it for a pretty silver too)

Granted, but the only help is a spell that makes random enemies try to kill you.

I wish I could have a dragon as a pet in the game.