Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but after the seconds pass, I get too impatient.

I wish not to have people annoying me at MSN.

[Kurtz]

Granted, block 'em if you want.

I wish that the download would go faster.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but all your other downloads will be corrupt.

I wish to get rid of corruption.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but hundreds of odd viruses take it's place.

I wish for a Pogo Stick, lol.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you catch a bad bounce and end up falling down a flight of stairs. Ouch.

I wish for a katana.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it snaps when you try to hold it.

I wish the Furry College RP would quickly start

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it gets as funny as a shoe box 3 seconds later.

I wish I stopped using 3.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you instead substitute it for 69.

I wish for a huge anvil to drop on my head.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it misses, as always.

I wish at least you got hit with a boulder.

[Kurtz]

*Bonk* Granted.

I wish I could substitute Kyo for Kurtz.

Kurtz: Looks like he likes me more then you now.
Kyo: Shut it, greeny! *throws a fist at Kurtz, but he blocks it*
Kurtz: I'm stronger. Way stronger. *kicks Kyo in the stomach*
Kyo: *coughs* I'm smarter.
Kurtz: Fat chance. You're as thick as two short planks.